网上兼职骗局-超极无敌阿妈都认没有的易容神功

近期对一些老将或中小将来说闲暇在家如果没有事情干的话实在是无聊透顶。因此有2-3成网技功力的同学一般上都会技痒而上网练功。 这边搜搜那边索索，这头Google来那头Bing Bin满多的所谓网上副业的广告。
就像以下这类的招聘启事：

Home Based Online Busines

Simple and Proven System Create Huge Passive Income http://www.easywebbusinesspro.com/

Computer Work At Home

RM 10,000 a Week is Possible. Easy Step-By-Step At Home System.

http://www.moneynbiz.com/ Data Entry from Home

Work from Home - Earn $250+ Per Day Data Entry Workers Needed Worldwide

http://www.online-dataentry.com/ Part Time

Business/Job Earn RM3800 or more Weekly Bonus, Free Registration

看起来不大困难好像只要有一机（Notebook笔记本/Netbook小笔记本/PC桌上电脑）在，毛手/玉指按两按那“钱就继续来（许冠杰名曲）”了。 况且现在机价平均RM2000以下就可购（比Iphone还要便宜1/3） 搞不好一不小心1个星期后就回本兼有赚头，嘿嘿，何乐而不为呢！！！ 不要误会，此篇小文非因挡您老兄财路而写的！ 只是网上千王千后满街都是而且精通失传千年的超极无敌阿妈都认没有的易容神功需务必小心！！！

您在举棋不定时先到这网址来看看。

http://asiaparttime.com/blog/scam/the-name-of-scam-companies-revealed/

这网站公布了一Truck-ku（台语） 由（受害）网友提供的欺诈网页的网址还加上它们的含泪辛酸论坛（Forum）。其中透露了很多这些害人网页的挖钱手段和方法！！！希望能帮上一些有志于网上捞钱的尤其是老将们！！！

希望能帮上一些有志于网上捞钱的尤其是老将们小忙！！！


感恩感恩！！！！

A Tribute To Farrah Fawcett(The Blond Angel of Charlie)

Farrah Fawcett an icon of the 70's era, dudded 'Angel of America'were summoned to see her Lord almost the same time as MJ.

Hopefully both of them walk hand in hand while making their entrance into the Gate of Heaven while St. Peter helping them to check- in!

This video almost summed up what's Farrah represents during her years of reign...

RIP- Angel of America....you are in safer hand now...

Dust In The Wind － My Tribute To The King Of Pop

Media frenzies overdosed the world whenever there are Superstar fallen.
And this time it was MJ's turn.
His untimely death again put him on the top of the chart as always.
You be the judge of it's merit.
Though much has been said and rumored from those self-proclaimed overnight expert about his passing yeｔ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｉｔ　ｏｒ　ｎｏｔ　ａｍｏｎｇ　ｈｉｓ　ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ　ａｎｄ　ｍｉｌｌｉｏｎ　ｏｆ　ｆａｎｓ　ａｒｏｕｎｄ　ｔｈｅ　ｗｏｒｌｄ　ｈｅ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｕｎｄｉｓｐｕｔｅｄ　ＫＩＮＧ　ＯＦ　ＰＯＰ!

Let me dedicate this timeless gem to him:




Listen and sing along carefully especially the　ｂｌａｃｋｅｎed last verse！
Ａlways believe thｅ　song is telling us something....

"I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind.

Same old song, just a drop of water in an endless sea
All we do, crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind

[Now] Don't hang on,
nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away,
and all your money won't another minute buy.

Dust in the wind, all we are is dust in the wind
Dust in the wind, everything is dust in the wind."

Obama Posed For Shanzhai BlackBerry？？？

Well, seeing is believing...


“Spokesman” Obama and A Blackberry storm 9500 Clone ?

On June 18th, 2009 this ad appeared in China.
We all know Obama uses Blackberry phone before and after his election as US president, and right now the China shanzhai (山寨）phone maker Haff-Comm（哈佛通讯）is using this piece of intel to promote their new shanzhai phone Blockberry 9500 and has Obama’s figure appeared in this phone’s poster taglined:



Obama has Blackberry, I have Blockberry!!! .


Well said, but beware of the copy-right infringemet legal tussles that follows presidentially.


Unbelievable is it. Whether Mr. Obama is being paid for his image usage we have no idea at all(don't think so).


Back to the clone. User commented : Not much a difference from the actual Blackberry Storm.

Based on Huawei(华为） K3, Blockberry 9500 runs windows Mobile 6.1, with a 460MHZ proccessor, and features a 3.2 inch touchscreen, WIFI and bluetooth connectivity,Sirf III GPS navigation and supports 3G and EDGE network.


A good day's work will come out from this device be it legit or not.

分享 : 吹風機的妙用（旧日东南旅行社同事陳鷺珍大作）

 

吹風機的妙用 周某在生活中有一個小秘方，他提出來說： 不久前一位朋友帶著一名十來歲小孩來舍求助於他的太太，說她的小孩持續打嗝半天了，非常難受、精神不佳，影響進食。他太太觀察以後告訴她：「這是橫隔肌痙攣所致。」她太太馬上轉身拿出吹風機來，往小孩胃部吹了一通，大約十幾分鐘，打嗝緩解了。大家感到驚訝，這玩意能治療打嗝，太太會心一笑。這位朋友再三道謝後，告辭了。 過了沒幾天，某一早晨起床後，他發現頭頸僵持，不能轉動自如，往後看，連整個身體也要一起轉，才知道是落枕了。他就想起年輕先後兩次落枕，先後被大夫用針灸和拔火罐的土方法治好過，效果不錯，他想讓太太用其中一法幫他治療，她說，我的手頭沒有新的針灸針，拔火罐也沒有專用的小玻璃罐。 他太太又拿出吹風機來，他不禁笑了起來，怎麼這玩意兒也能治療落枕嗎？好萬能啊！他太太在他的肩頸部吹了一刻鐘左右，確實鬆動多了，頭能活絡的轉動起來，到了傍晚，又給他吹了一次，頭頸基本恢復了自由，漲痛感大為減輕。 他誇獎他太太為「神吹手」。 這 時他 太太的話匣子打開了，說這土方法，哪家大醫院都不用的，她在北醫多少年，也未想到用吹風機給人治病，還是到鄉間（醫療下鄉）時才「發明」的。那裡各種條件都很差，農民腰酸背痛這類病很多，不可能把大醫院的理療設備搬過去。窮則思變，忽然開了竅，利用吹風機的熱效應來治病。 現代化的理療設備，如光、電、聲、熱等機械，其治病機理之一就是熱效應。當然，就其熱量滲透度、治療效果、病種廣度，吹風機無法與洋設備相比擬的，其局限性很大，但吹風機卻也能治療某些常見的疾病。除上述兩種病之外，如腰酸背痛、肌肉酸痛、痙攣、腳部抽筋有一定療效。其特點是簡單方便，操作容易，只要有電就行了。 他感到腰酸背痛這類常見病很普遍，尤其是老年人得的更多，如不能出門，用這種簡單的方法解除病痛，和樂而不為呢？為此特寫此搞，以供大家分享，不妨一試。 　　　　　　 有天我大嫂的腰非常不舒服，甚至有點噁心，頭痛欲裂，甚至冒冷汗，因為我大嫂目前在我二姐介紹下，在看一家民俗醫療看診，本想前去看診，但當天休診，所以我二姐就打電話給醫生，並告知症狀，醫生就叫我二姐用吹風機吹我大嫂的整條脊椎。 說也神奇，剛吹的時候我大嫂一點都不會覺得燙，大約吹了十幾分鐘才開始覺得燙，而此時也不冒冷汗，剛始冒汗了，頭痛也好多，後來讓我大嫂休息了半個小時後，我二姐再幫她吹一次，效果真是神奇，本來根本忘了跟大家分享，剛好看到附件中的剪報，才想起來。 下次如果各位在沒有任何醫療資源下，或許可以試試這個土方法，當然能不用到是最好的啦！ 　　　　　　 鼻竇炎、流鼻水此一症狀困擾許多人，醫生都會說搬到美國、加拿大等大陸型乾燥氣候地區就會好了。此一銘言謹記在心，但是有可能搬到那裡去嗎？尤其每天起床後不断流鼻水、打噴嚏，實在很討人厭。 终於有一天被我突破了，方法簡单到您都會觉得不可思議；這一樣器材家家戶戶都有，只是大家不知還有此一功能。 就是用吹風機調到弱風，對著鼻孔輕輕的吹。想到就吹，鼻塞時吹，流鼻水時也吹，每天持續使用，假以時日就改善了。想不到還有此一妙招吧！就是保持鼻腔的乾燥，剛好符合醫生的理論，如果再搭配頸部刮痧效果更加。 ***但可不要用那个庞然大物旧式机噢，警察马上知道你是在华盛顿自然博物馆弄取来的！！！醒目点！！！

部落客之通病

Fellow blogger please take note of this seriously:

According to BLOGGEROLIST SPIN-SPECIALIST 

too much Blogging may effect Clogging of the brain (if ever they have one biologically implanted). 

This has spread like wild fire causing Cardiac Disorientation, Phyche Disorder and worst of all Erection dyfunctions 

Do yourself a big favour,view clip to examine if you have the symptom visibly embeded. 

If you do have the same behavioural pattern, you must put a stop to Blogging immediately and seek PHYCHE aid or you will risk losing your love one (in Thailand that is) like the guy in the reel!!!

Don't say I never warn you, brother!!!   

 Blogging Can Kill

-a message from the bloggerogist surgeon general-  

部落族精神病主治总医师陈某

含泪忠告  

黯然回顾无里销魂饭（Sorrowful Rice Revisit）

最近看回“食神”除了再次捧腹以外也顺其自然
得来个无里头乱写一番。
星爷（周星驰）之黯然销魂饭
凡龙的传人不知者寥寥可数。

星爷曾曰：不知此饭者根本不是人，但却乃圣人也！意即：凡人餐也。

此餐点红遍中，港，台知名茶餐厅。
我就在上海某餐厅看到这餐目。
遂而点之！！遂而食之！！遂而食之！
但销魂却在洗脚时：实在贵到离谱心痛之余好像脚毛都被洗掉了好几十条呢！

黯然者书曰：心怀沮丧、面色难看 ；

销魂者：灵魂离开肉体。心怀沮丧得好象丢了魂似的。形容非常悲伤或愁苦。

又曰：六神无主、丧魂失魄。

如此这般的曰来曰去，实让人头昏脑涨不知所云。反正就是马/球场输到失魂落魄，两袖清风腰袋只剩下能买叉烧饭外加荷包蛋的银子。
惟有黯然购之销魂食之也！！！

《食神》相信大家都看过，那一碗黯然销魂 （还记得神雕侠女的杨过耐心等待与小龙女再聚之期，而自创出黯然销魂掌的故事有异曲同工的一般道理）饭。
取名虽有盗用之嫌但却取得来抵死且用得来诗意绵绵。
周同学不愧一代情圣。
此膳佐料实普通不过：白米饭、炒蛋、叉烧肉，和几根青菜。
但这碗饭却让苛刻的评委薛家燕吃得是感天动地，荡气回肠，百般滋味齐上心头，宛若初恋再现，最后那一段，薛姨还不由自主地流下了一行细泪。
戏中唐牛用尽天下最好的材料费尽心机做出来的超级无敌极品佛跳墙，怎么就比不过星爷的黯然销魂饭呢？

为解此谜我们可回味下youtube里黯然销魂饭的精彩片段吧。
无里头如我看一遍不用一阳指点任督两脉已能融会贯通。
但如各位看没懂，恭喜加贺喜您已列圣人之班位，荣升骑鹤仙团，方向自选！！！

树倒猢狲散（Tree Topples Monkeys Dispersed）

Specially for CHS (siara-papa-yankee)

事缘20年前，损友谢匪昆山与我还吊儿郎当悠悠哉哉的踆在槟城诚信过日子。
正逢80年代经济萧条全国旅游公司生意下滑陈某午饭时不经意的向谢某讲起了这通俗警世寓言。
之后谢某转战大都（Gan树未倒他却急得跳到另颗Terry树）为此无缘奉上此寓言全貌。
此次拜Blog之便，刻意自youtube抓到这部‘动画大片’20年后再娱谢某。
又因谢匪乃香蕉人（外黄内白）我也没法度的随意翻译了一下！

In the Later year of South Sung Dynasty(南宋1127-1279））, local officer Cao Yong（曹涌) enjoyed a very close relationship with an infamous prime minister of the court called Qin Kui（秦侩）. With that bondage he was promoted to high level minister position and subsequently enjoyed unprecedented blandishment(boot-licking) from friend and foe alike. He was ego-bloating with praises and flatteries then.
Cao's behaviour was very much despised by his brother-in-law Li De Xin and Cao warned him of vengeful reprisals to follow. Well, it never happened.
Event turned when prime minister Qin was beheaded for treason(story of General Yue Fei 岳飞) and Cao was dishonorably demoted and sent to another smaller province.
Li wrote Cao this story of monkey and tree (parasitic) relationship.
Tree likened Prime Minister Qin and Monkey means Cao.
'Monkeys will stay in the tree as long as it is able to feed and house them. When the tree collapses the monkeys will have to dispersed'.

风凛凛京城游-北京/西安 12月寒冬(5)

西安寒中带暖篇(1)-北京零下11西安零上11谓之寒中带暖也。

西安位于关中平原的中部（北京的西南方。搭机约2小时多，火车的话11-12小时上下，都是在晚上启程，早上到达。我这次是乘火车-4人1室软卧从北京到西安的。看官如有机会应该尝试一下。来回RM450左右）。
OK，西安古称长安，为中国六大古都之一。公元前202年，刘邦取得政权，在长安（今西安城西北郊汉城）建立汉朝。明洪武二年（1369年）改称为西安府，“西安”自此得名。西安是历史古都，历史上曾有13个王朝在此建都，从周至唐，先后称之为周、秦、汉、西晋、前赵、前秦、后秦、西魏、北周、隋、唐等，历时近1100年。
中国所谓5000年历史里头，能人辈出，多少英雄豪杰，奸雄狗雄怎么算都没法算得完。
但若细细琢磨起来，这帮英豪枭雄， （不管是神话故事或历史实鉴）冒出最多的时候也就是这1100年里头。尤其是，周（文王，武王。封神榜里头的-姜子牙，李靖，挪扎。。。）秦（始皇帝，刺客），三国（刘，关，张，曹操，孙权。。。）唐（太宗李世民，唐明皇， 唐三藏，杨贵妃。。。）等等已经是留名历史/野史，被后人或传颂或唾骂或惋惜！
好了！不要再讲历史了，连我自己都想睡了！ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
这次到西安实际上也算是圆了我这十几年来的愿望。喂！阿强仔，何解？
嘿嘿！故事是这样的：请看我接下来的风凛凛京城游-北京/西安 12月寒冬第6篇，山人自有分哓！！！

塞翁失马 焉知非福 （英文部分转贴自谢和山's Blog）

Sai Weng Shi Ma 塞翁失马 焉知非福 （英文版）

http://makingyourwishescometrue.blogspot.com

此成语虽旧但其含意对现今情势的呈现贴切非常。
2008年乃全球经济瘫痪, 股友财富大量出血之年。
连每年在Fortune富豪榜上连续前50名的几位仁兄：跳楼的跳楼，撞火车的撞火车，可想而知，这次的风暴影响，不敢说是空前至少我们希望它是绝后吧！
就因如此，各国财经老大上至总统/首相，下至嘛嘛档的（咖啡乌7角钱）口水多过茶政论名嘴，救国救市密方上下左右齐发但疗效如何呢？至少到目前为止乃深不可觅，影子还没看到哩。
有鉴于此，我老友谢某佛心大发，恐世人因此小挫而丧志，刻意借古喻今，挑灯夜战1440分钟，用英文译出了这一段中国寓言以供参阅！其行可嘉，其志可勉之！！！请细阅：
“Year 2008 has been a total horrendous year to go down in history with the worst cases of bankruptcies ever recorded across the globe. Is this the beginning or is this the end? To some the worst is almost over and to some, its merely the tip of the iceberg and expect more disastrous news, while some said, "who cares"? There is nothing much we can actually do. Hope for the very best and prepare for the worst as no one will really know, be it good, bad or ugly? Perhaps this ancient old Chinese legend may ease some tension and might help to keep optimism afloat.

Sai Weng Shi Ma Yan Zhi Fei Fu (Old man on the northern frontier)
There is this old man who lived at the border of the northern frontier of China, raised horses for a living. One day his prized horse ran away into the nearby mountains. On hearing this the neighbours came to offer moral support to comfort him. He surprised them by not getting upset at all and said "Perhaps this may turn out to be a good thing".

Sure enough his prized horse return with a wild stallion and again news spread to the whole village and the neighbours came to congratulate him. This time the wise man replied "Perhaps this may not be such good luck after all".

The next day his only son tried to ride on the wild stallion but unfortunately was thrown off the horse and broke his leg. The neighbours again came to console him but he responded "Perhaps this may turn out to be a good thing".

Few months later a warlord came to town to enlist young able man for battle. The wise man's son did not qualify due to his handicap and almost all who went to the battle field did not return.

Moral of the story: Life is full of changes and many challenges. One has to learn to face and accept losses and not to be overjoyed by gains. Every dark cloud has a silver lining, perhaps things may turn out to be good after all.
As the lunar year 2009 is the Year of the Ox , may it be a great and bullish year for ALL and we pray and believe that 'Tomorrow Will Be Better...'”
（简而言之：世事无常，人生如棋！2008塞翁失马 2009焉知非福！抬头挺胸，展望未来，明天会更好！！！）

MV 介绍- 齐秦 之 狼（摇滚柔情面）2 王祖贤篇

齐秦的柔情面可以从以下的2个MV看的非常清楚。第一支MV-悬崖， 贤妹是里头的女主角，而第2支是贤妹离开他后齐兄对伊人难以袖手旁观之深情想念。
请细细欣赏。。。。。。。。

1 懸崖



2。袖手旁观

MV 介绍- 齐秦 之 狼（摇滚粗犷面）

好了，同学们，轻松点，让我介绍一下本人自80年代以来最喜爱的男唱将-天籁之音齐豫（唱橄榄树的）她弟弟，齐秦 。
此兄唱腔字字清晰并带有摇滚粗犷的沧殇-以狼为表！
歌词道尽狼的孤独，荒凉，寂寞，无奈与被人们的误解

“我是一匹來自北方的狼　
走在無垠的曠野中淒厲的北風吹過
漫漫的黃沙掠過， 我只有咬著冷冷的牙...
不为别的，只为那传说中的草原”
请细细欣赏。。。。。希望您和我一样有所领会！！！