部落客之通病

Fellow blogger please take note of this seriously:

According to BLOGGEROLIST SPIN-SPECIALIST 

too much Blogging may effect Clogging of the brain (if ever they have one biologically implanted). 

This has spread like wild fire causing Cardiac Disorientation, Phyche Disorder and worst of all Erection dyfunctions 

Do yourself a big favour,view clip to examine if you have the symptom visibly embeded. 

If you do have the same behavioural pattern, you must put a stop to Blogging immediately and seek PHYCHE aid or you will risk losing your love one (in Thailand that is) like the guy in the reel!!!

Don't say I never warn you, brother!!!   

 Blogging Can Kill

-a message from the bloggerogist surgeon general-  

部落族精神病主治总医师陈某

含泪忠告  

黯然回顾无里销魂饭（Sorrowful Rice Revisit）

最近看回“食神”除了再次捧腹以外也顺其自然
得来个无里头乱写一番。
星爷（周星驰）之黯然销魂饭
凡龙的传人不知者寥寥可数。

星爷曾曰：不知此饭者根本不是人，但却乃圣人也！意即：凡人餐也。

此餐点红遍中，港，台知名茶餐厅。
我就在上海某餐厅看到这餐目。
遂而点之！！遂而食之！！遂而食之！
但销魂却在洗脚时：实在贵到离谱心痛之余好像脚毛都被洗掉了好几十条呢！

黯然者书曰：心怀沮丧、面色难看 ；

销魂者：灵魂离开肉体。心怀沮丧得好象丢了魂似的。形容非常悲伤或愁苦。

又曰：六神无主、丧魂失魄。

如此这般的曰来曰去，实让人头昏脑涨不知所云。反正就是马/球场输到失魂落魄，两袖清风腰袋只剩下能买叉烧饭外加荷包蛋的银子。
惟有黯然购之销魂食之也！！！

《食神》相信大家都看过，那一碗黯然销魂 （还记得神雕侠女的杨过耐心等待与小龙女再聚之期，而自创出黯然销魂掌的故事有异曲同工的一般道理）饭。
取名虽有盗用之嫌但却取得来抵死且用得来诗意绵绵。
周同学不愧一代情圣。
此膳佐料实普通不过：白米饭、炒蛋、叉烧肉，和几根青菜。
但这碗饭却让苛刻的评委薛家燕吃得是感天动地，荡气回肠，百般滋味齐上心头，宛若初恋再现，最后那一段，薛姨还不由自主地流下了一行细泪。
戏中唐牛用尽天下最好的材料费尽心机做出来的超级无敌极品佛跳墙，怎么就比不过星爷的黯然销魂饭呢？

为解此谜我们可回味下youtube里黯然销魂饭的精彩片段吧。
无里头如我看一遍不用一阳指点任督两脉已能融会贯通。
但如各位看没懂，恭喜加贺喜您已列圣人之班位，荣升骑鹤仙团，方向自选！！！

树倒猢狲散（Tree Topples Monkeys Dispersed）

Specially for CHS (siara-papa-yankee)

事缘20年前，损友谢匪昆山与我还吊儿郎当悠悠哉哉的踆在槟城诚信过日子。
正逢80年代经济萧条全国旅游公司生意下滑陈某午饭时不经意的向谢某讲起了这通俗警世寓言。
之后谢某转战大都（Gan树未倒他却急得跳到另颗Terry树）为此无缘奉上此寓言全貌。
此次拜Blog之便，刻意自youtube抓到这部‘动画大片’20年后再娱谢某。
又因谢匪乃香蕉人（外黄内白）我也没法度的随意翻译了一下！

In the Later year of South Sung Dynasty(南宋1127-1279））, local officer Cao Yong（曹涌) enjoyed a very close relationship with an infamous prime minister of the court called Qin Kui（秦侩）. With that bondage he was promoted to high level minister position and subsequently enjoyed unprecedented blandishment(boot-licking) from friend and foe alike. He was ego-bloating with praises and flatteries then.
Cao's behaviour was very much despised by his brother-in-law Li De Xin and Cao warned him of vengeful reprisals to follow. Well, it never happened.
Event turned when prime minister Qin was beheaded for treason(story of General Yue Fei 岳飞) and Cao was dishonorably demoted and sent to another smaller province.
Li wrote Cao this story of monkey and tree (parasitic) relationship.
Tree likened Prime Minister Qin and Monkey means Cao.
'Monkeys will stay in the tree as long as it is able to feed and house them. When the tree collapses the monkeys will have to dispersed'.

风凛凛京城游-北京/西安 12月寒冬(5)

西安寒中带暖篇(1)-北京零下11西安零上11谓之寒中带暖也。

西安位于关中平原的中部（北京的西南方。搭机约2小时多，火车的话11-12小时上下，都是在晚上启程，早上到达。我这次是乘火车-4人1室软卧从北京到西安的。看官如有机会应该尝试一下。来回RM450左右）。
OK，西安古称长安，为中国六大古都之一。公元前202年，刘邦取得政权，在长安（今西安城西北郊汉城）建立汉朝。明洪武二年（1369年）改称为西安府，“西安”自此得名。西安是历史古都，历史上曾有13个王朝在此建都，从周至唐，先后称之为周、秦、汉、西晋、前赵、前秦、后秦、西魏、北周、隋、唐等，历时近1100年。
中国所谓5000年历史里头，能人辈出，多少英雄豪杰，奸雄狗雄怎么算都没法算得完。
但若细细琢磨起来，这帮英豪枭雄， （不管是神话故事或历史实鉴）冒出最多的时候也就是这1100年里头。尤其是，周（文王，武王。封神榜里头的-姜子牙，李靖，挪扎。。。）秦（始皇帝，刺客），三国（刘，关，张，曹操，孙权。。。）唐（太宗李世民，唐明皇， 唐三藏，杨贵妃。。。）等等已经是留名历史/野史，被后人或传颂或唾骂或惋惜！
好了！不要再讲历史了，连我自己都想睡了！ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.........
这次到西安实际上也算是圆了我这十几年来的愿望。喂！阿强仔，何解？
嘿嘿！故事是这样的：请看我接下来的风凛凛京城游-北京/西安 12月寒冬第6篇，山人自有分哓！！！

塞翁失马 焉知非福 （英文部分转贴自谢和山's Blog）

Sai Weng Shi Ma 塞翁失马 焉知非福 （英文版）

http://makingyourwishescometrue.blogspot.com

此成语虽旧但其含意对现今情势的呈现贴切非常。
2008年乃全球经济瘫痪, 股友财富大量出血之年。
连每年在Fortune富豪榜上连续前50名的几位仁兄：跳楼的跳楼，撞火车的撞火车，可想而知，这次的风暴影响，不敢说是空前至少我们希望它是绝后吧！
就因如此，各国财经老大上至总统/首相，下至嘛嘛档的（咖啡乌7角钱）口水多过茶政论名嘴，救国救市密方上下左右齐发但疗效如何呢？至少到目前为止乃深不可觅，影子还没看到哩。
有鉴于此，我老友谢某佛心大发，恐世人因此小挫而丧志，刻意借古喻今，挑灯夜战1440分钟，用英文译出了这一段中国寓言以供参阅！其行可嘉，其志可勉之！！！请细阅：
“Year 2008 has been a total horrendous year to go down in history with the worst cases of bankruptcies ever recorded across the globe. Is this the beginning or is this the end? To some the worst is almost over and to some, its merely the tip of the iceberg and expect more disastrous news, while some said, "who cares"? There is nothing much we can actually do. Hope for the very best and prepare for the worst as no one will really know, be it good, bad or ugly? Perhaps this ancient old Chinese legend may ease some tension and might help to keep optimism afloat.

Sai Weng Shi Ma Yan Zhi Fei Fu (Old man on the northern frontier)
There is this old man who lived at the border of the northern frontier of China, raised horses for a living. One day his prized horse ran away into the nearby mountains. On hearing this the neighbours came to offer moral support to comfort him. He surprised them by not getting upset at all and said "Perhaps this may turn out to be a good thing".

Sure enough his prized horse return with a wild stallion and again news spread to the whole village and the neighbours came to congratulate him. This time the wise man replied "Perhaps this may not be such good luck after all".

The next day his only son tried to ride on the wild stallion but unfortunately was thrown off the horse and broke his leg. The neighbours again came to console him but he responded "Perhaps this may turn out to be a good thing".

Few months later a warlord came to town to enlist young able man for battle. The wise man's son did not qualify due to his handicap and almost all who went to the battle field did not return.

Moral of the story: Life is full of changes and many challenges. One has to learn to face and accept losses and not to be overjoyed by gains. Every dark cloud has a silver lining, perhaps things may turn out to be good after all.
As the lunar year 2009 is the Year of the Ox , may it be a great and bullish year for ALL and we pray and believe that 'Tomorrow Will Be Better...'”
（简而言之：世事无常，人生如棋！2008塞翁失马 2009焉知非福！抬头挺胸，展望未来，明天会更好！！！）